if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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