new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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