Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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