would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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