She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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