..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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