let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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