Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just pee around me
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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