Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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