i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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