ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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