So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
