i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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