Taylor Swift is so right about you.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
She announced her abortion via fbk
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
She swung at the pinata with crutches
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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