"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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