why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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