What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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