Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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