on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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