okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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