how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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