is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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