you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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