You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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