thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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