love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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