Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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