normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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