I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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