I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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