she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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