You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
she told me i tasted like america
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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