Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
