It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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