god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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