It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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