Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Randomize
