What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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