hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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