I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize