This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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