Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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