what if I'm pregnant?
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The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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