my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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