Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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