I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
i think im in europe. pls send help
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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