Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
