Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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