We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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