We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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