You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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