I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i came on her dog
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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