it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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