oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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